Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 315 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/465 points)
watching, waiting
with open arms
reluctant advance
refusal of fate
cry for freedom
desperation
tangled web
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Reach a distance of 50
Reach a distance of 100
Reach a distance of 250
Reach a distance of 400
Reach a distance of 600
Medals Earned: 5/12 (80/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 5/13 (25/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 7/16 (160/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)